January 2011
Reblog if you're single, yet you always seem to...
maddierose:
dosomevoodooshit:
Pixie Lott - Use Somebody...
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people...
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school
*Robot slaps Son*
SON: OK,I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story
*Robot slaps son again*
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!
*Robot slaps Dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son.
*Robot slaps mom*
Boy: Grandma, have you seen my pills? They were...
readmylipsss:
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''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm fucking...
A life with Facebook sluts: .
neverendingcraps:
When they get a new boyfriend:
Afew hours later: ‘I love yuu so much bbe.”
Every status, every day: ‘I love my bbe 4eva:’
Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:
They break up:
She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:
2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:
trueee..
Girls with the same face in every picture.
aisyahasbullah:
fuckyeahlaughters:
guys do it too.
Ahaha the last one~
